Any form of Lipton side dish (particularly the creamy bacon carbonara) is slutty. How do they make dehydrated noodles and powder taste so delectable? The secret ingredient is simple: slutty. It's gotta be.
First let me tell you that I love food. Looooove it. I love to cook. And eat. I especially like to eat Slutty Foods so I want to write about them and share how good they are. So what are they? They are food so wrong and delicious that the only thing they can be called is ’slutty’. Some examples: Moist white bread with a Kraft Single, Grilled Cheese with Bacon, Fried Pierogies with onions…
Wow, you are quite intelligent! Thanks for the insight. I'll have to make sure I eat more of this stuff, b/c I'm not sure I'm slutty enough yet.
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